If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

And much, much more.

Trade secrets

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

False advertising

Insider trading

No freedom is absolute.

Why do men think all women are the same?

HIPAA violations

Threats of violence

Insurrection

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Perjury

Fraud

Revealing classified information

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Revenge porn

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Terroristic threats

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Conspiracy

Child pornography

WhatsApp backs Apple in its legal row with the UK over user data - BBC

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.